For those fluent in sarcasm, exaggeration, and the occasional dramatic monologue. This tongue-in-cheek design features the official seal of the fictional “Bureau of Linguistic Analysis & Hyperbole” (B.L.A.H.), perfect for word nerds, writers, and anyone who’s ever said “literally dying” and meant it metaphorically.
Product features
- Unisex softstyle t-shirt made with 100% ring-spun cotton
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity
- Shoulder tape for stabilization
- Fabric meets various compliance regulations
- Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
